In view of my recent trip to Ireland and that we need a laugh today.

Oyia Brown

The reason there are so many Irish jokes is because the Irish have a quaint way with words.

1Like the Irish patient who hobbled into the Surgery waiting room.

“I hope to God the doctor finds something wrong with me because I’d hate to feel like this if I was well!”

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Murphy dropped dead the moment he arrived home from a vacation in the tropics. He was laid out in the coffin for friends and neighbours to pay their last respects.

“He’s got a great tan,” Mrs Doolan from next door mused. “The holiday did him the world of good.”

“And he looks so calm and serene,” said Mrs McGuiness.

“That’s because he died in his sleep.” explained Mrs Murphy, “and he doesn’t know he’s dead yet, but when he wakes up, the shock will kill him!”

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“Your glass is empty O’Flaherty, will you be having another?”

“And…

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